Okay, say I stayed up ridiculous late last night, and it’s 2:30. I just woke up, uh…about 15 minutes ago (yeah, I’m a winner). So here’s what I remember about the NUTS dream I just had.
So I was on the island on Lost, and Hurley was there. He was BFF with evil Locke and Locke was all, “Hey Hurley, go over to that side of the beach.” Hurley went over and then some dude in a dragon suit was running around yelling and Hurley was all, “Dude, who are you?” and then the guy in the dragon suit took off his suit and started yelling. He had long blonde hair and looked like a viking, or something. Then he ran over some hill and then there was this whole tribe of viking-looking people just yelling and running around. THEN a bunch of them ran in the ocean to get some fish and Alton Brown was there trying to teach them how to clean their fish before they ate them, but they weren’t listening, and he kept looking at me and being all, “Nobody ever listens to me!”. Then Evil Locke came over and told me and Hurley that we had to go to that shady cabin from season 3 I think (?) and that “The Kardashians would be there.” So we went, and yeah, it was Kim and that big, less pretty one. Then we starting fighting and I remember Kim was like..on my back and I kept backing up into a wall really hard and then I woke up. Yup.
I promise I don’t take drugs.
